DON’T WRITE ME!!!
If you don’t carry yourself like a lady and consider yourself a grown woman, don’t write me. If you don’t expect a man to pull out your seat before you sit down, don’t write me. If you don’t know the difference between Obama and Osama, don’t write me! If you don’t have a job don’t write me. If you don’t have any idea where you want to be in five years, don’t write me. If you don’t know how to switch your language from slang to proper English, when necessary, don’t write me. If you save up money for your kids’ clothes but you don’t save up money for their education, don’t write me. If you don’t see any positive change in your life from last year to now, don’t write me. If you don’t think you deserve the best in life, don’t write me.
I’m not cocky, just confident that I’m a good catch and I don’t have to settle for less. I’m not superman, but I’m more than the average man and I’m definitely a real man! So I won’t waste your time, and I hope you won’t waste mine. That’s why I showed you the type of woman I don’t need to write me. If you read through each of those sentences without feeling offended, you’re the woman I need to write me. It will be worth much more than the 42 cents you spend on postage.